I'm Joy. I'm married to Chris. I'm a twenty-something University of Tampa alumna. I karaoke pretty hardcore. I can decorate the crap out of a cake. I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector. I like people with a good sense of humor. I enjoy books, especially ones about outsiders. I'd love to travel the world. I like tech gadgets. I'm addicted to the Internet. I want to write a novel. I have too many cats. I like turtles. I could eat Chipotle every day of the week. I love Florida. I am an only child. I like slipping movie quotes into everyday conversations. I can say "Sit down, Legolas" in Elvish (but that's all I can ever remember). I'm an accidental librarian. I grew up in Japan. I hate bad drivers. I am a Grammar Gestapo. I like making lists. I don't like babies. I could kill a fake houseplant.
