10 Things You'd Probably Know About Me If You Paid Any Damn Attention At ALL:

1. I LOVE Jason Segel. I want to marry him and have his hilarious tall puppet babies.
2. I HATE talking on the phone. This may stem from working as a telemarketer and in a call center, but whatever. I'd rather communicate in person, via text, email, status message, video conference, smoke signals, sky writing, whatever.
3. I LOVE Harry Potter and I am pretty much going to bawl through this whole last movie. Pretty much.
4. I (secretly) am obsessed with Twilight and am embarrassed that it (might be) [is] (one of) my favorite movie(s). D-:
5. I'm an accidental librarian. I don't know how it happened, or if it will unhappen or whatnot. It is what it is.
6. I like pink shit. I tried to deny it for a really long time, but I like pink. It's my fave. There's nothing wrong with it.
7. When I was little, I really wanted to be blonde. My grandpa told a lot of blonde jokes, but it didn't help. As soon as I could stand the bleach, I took it to my head and went for it. I don't know if blondes have MORE fun, but they do have fun.
8. I love DIY home improvement stuff. If I had a lot of money, I would probably renovate my whole house and after enjoying it for a little while, move to a new house to renovate.
9. Sometimes I play dumb so I don't have to do shit in my free time like fix people's computers.
10. I share a birthday with Jesse Lacey, who I also LOVE.